Competition Pillows

"It's not enough that we succeed. Cats must also fail."

A medal podium with places for first, second and third is contrasted with a spot at the bar for fourth place.

"You realize, of course, that this means war."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"I'm counting that as a stroke for each time you went around."

'Psst, I know a shortcut.'

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."

"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"

'We feel that being one step ahead of the competition is no longer an adequate buffer zone.'

"Why do men play best of five and women best of three?"

"How are her scores?"

We are here...'In a nutshell...'

Beginner approaching the lane.

Competitive Horse at the Racetracks.

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

Chicken and Egg playing baseball.

'We think we may be a victim of corporate espionage.'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'Listen, I just want to say this right up front so there are no hurt feelings later on. ... I'm very, very sorry for what I'm about to do to you.'

'Simms is causing some real morale problems with the sales staff.'

"Now I want a clean fight and no head butting."

"We've voted you off the island."

"Sid, is there anyone we can contact for you?"

'I hate snowboarders!'

"We don't fight all the time, only when we're together."

'Remember kids, school sports isn't just about winning - it's also about some serious after-school peer domination!'

Arcade Game Baseball.

"We'll never be able to keep up with the neighbors, but what if something bad were to happen to the neighbors?"

Battle of the sexes.

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

The Rat Race

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'