Competitive Events Pillows

The winner takes it all?

"They're considering order-fulfillment as a new Olympic sport."

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

Tension filled the tent.

'I knew this would happen. The scorekeeper and time-clock official have been throwing elbows and talking trash the entire game.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Rage.

Bowled over again!

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'Your shoe's untied.'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

The rocket powered skiier

'How about a game of cards?'

Monica Seles

10 K Tail-Chase

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"Eat my dust!"

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

The First Annual Game Show Week.