Competitive Play Pillows

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Boy returns a shot in table tennis and breaks off a corner of the table.

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

Brandon's thumb wars were always epic.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Rage.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Can our software do that?'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Tension filled the tent.

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

The rocket powered skiier

'How about a game of cards?'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Ratminton

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Eat my dust!"

The Salesman

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

The Alpha Seltzer

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'