Competitive Play Pillows

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Boy returns a shot in table tennis and breaks off a corner of the table.

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

Brandon's thumb wars were always epic.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Rage.

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'Can our software do that?'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Tension filled the tent.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

The rocket powered skiier

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

10 K Tail-Chase

Monica Seles

'How about a game of cards?'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

"Eat my dust!"

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Ratminton

The Alpha Seltzer

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

The Salesman

Raheem Sterling

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.