Competitive Gamers Pillows

'B-12!...I mean, N-36!...Ruby, cut that out!' 'Telepathy Made EZ'

Rage.

'Can our software do that?'

Monica Seles

'How about a game of cards?'

Raheem Sterling

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

The Salesman

'Hole in one!!!!'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

COWS: Cow Pong

Board Game Hunter

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

The Perfect Cannonball

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Skate or die."

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Fishing Boat Derby

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Football player taking the ball home.

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

"Look the competition has a big, stupid product. We need a big, stupid product of our own, and we need it now!"

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Looks like Charlie owns Park Place now. Dogopoly.

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement