Competitive Gamers Pillows

'B-12!...I mean, N-36!...Ruby, cut that out!' 'Telepathy Made EZ'

Rage.

'Can our software do that?'

'How about a game of cards?'

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

The Salesman

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

"Skate or die."

The Perfect Cannonball

COWS: Cow Pong

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Fishing Boat Derby

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Football player taking the ball home.

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

"Look the competition has a big, stupid product. We need a big, stupid product of our own, and we need it now!"

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

Competitive tic-tac-toe

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

Motivational tip #731: Appeal to their sense of entitlement.