Competitive Shooter Pillows

Skeets Champion.

Rage.

'Can our software do that?'

'How about a game of cards?'

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

The Salesman

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

The Perfect Cannonball

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

"Skate or die."

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

Football player taking the ball home.

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Competitive tic-tac-toe

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

Chess on TV

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

Centaur Sprinter

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"