Competitive Player Pillows

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

'Blake Construction lost $500,000 on the Fenton Job. Thank God they underbid us by $100.'

Football player taking the ball home.

'Careful, Larry. He gets pretty upset if you trap him in a corner pocket.'

'Big advantage!!'

Golf Eventuality

Rock, paper, scissors

Golfer kicking ball out of bush.

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

'Gordon, you promised.'

'And what makes you think you're good enough for the darts team?'

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

'Can our software do that?'

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

The Salesman

Hockey Season.

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

"Skate or die."

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Competitive tic-tac-toe

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

Centaur Sprinter

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

"We'll see who wins on Sunday, and more importantly, if we'll hear 'Not Like Us' at halftime."

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

'Ouch! I thought this was supposed to be 'softball'?'