"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"
Competitive Player Gifts
Looking for a gift for a competitive player? Our selection features witty and fun items that highlight their dedication and love for the game. Whether they’re a seasoned pro or an enthusiastic amateur, these products make a thoughtful nod to their passion. From clever mugs to stylish prints, find something that matches their competitive edge and personality. Inspire them to keep pushing boundaries and enjoy their victories with our unique, game-inspired merchandise.
'Blake Construction lost $500,000 on the Fenton Job. Thank God they underbid us by $100.'
Looks like Charlie owns Park Place now. Dogopoly.
Football player taking the ball home.
'Careful, Larry. He gets pretty upset if you trap him in a corner pocket.'
'Big advantage!!'
Golf Eventuality
Rock, paper, scissors
Golfer kicking ball out of bush.
'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'
'Gordon, you promised.'
'And what makes you think you're good enough for the darts team?'
"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"
"I'm not cheating, I'm game-changing."
"Another one busted for performance - enhancing drugs, I reckon if you can't perform off your own bat, you should give the game away!"
'Can our software do that?'
'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!
Raheem Sterling
The Salesman
'Hole in one!!!!'
Hockey Season.
"Skate or die."
"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."
"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.
Board Game Hunter
"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"
'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'
Various men worshipping a statue of a football
'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'
'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'
"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."
Competitive tic-tac-toe
'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'
'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'
Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement
Competitive Player Gifts Collection
Competitive Player Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for competitive players—perfectly suited for fueling early mornings and celebrating victories.
Competitive Player Pillows
Comfort and motivation combined—browse our pillows designed for devoted competitors to add a motivational touch to their space.
Competitive Player Prints
Decorate with our inspiring prints for competitive players—bringing their passion and determination into their daily environment.
Competitive Player T-Shirts
Find the perfect T-shirt for the competitive spirit in your life—stylish apparel to showcase their love for winning.