Competitive Play Lover Gifts

"So Deb pulls out the feather toy and I'm like, 'It's on, Bitch!'"

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Tension filled the tent.

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Board Game Hunter

COWS: Cow Pong

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

Cheerleaders

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

Danth battle?

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

Football player taking the ball home.

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Workplace Shinanigans

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Office Competitions

'What a control freak!'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Looks like Charlie owns Park Place now. Dogopoly.

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Hat Wars.

"I quit."

Little boy dragon

A report on one-upmanship in TV newscasts.

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

Rugby Mad.