Competitive Play Lover Pillows

"So Deb pulls out the feather toy and I'm like, 'It's on, Bitch!'"

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Tension filled the tent.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

COWS: Cow Pong

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Cheerleaders

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

Danth battle?

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

Football player taking the ball home.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Workplace Shinanigans

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Office Competitions

'What a control freak!'

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"I quit."

Little boy dragon

Hat Wars.

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

A report on one-upmanship in TV newscasts.

Rugby Mad.

'Big advantage!!'