Sporty Competitor Pillows

'Now keep your mouth shut. This is our last ball.'

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"Fine - you don't want to run in the corporate 5K - I get it. What about the corporate cage fighting team?"

Hockey Season.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

COWS: Cow Pong

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

Fishing Boat Derby

Danth battle?

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

'Here we go again...'

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

Football player taking the ball home.

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"Look the competition has a big, stupid product. We need a big, stupid product of our own, and we need it now!"

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Looks like Charlie owns Park Place now. Dogopoly.

Competitive tic-tac-toe

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

Motivational tip #731: Appeal to their sense of entitlement.

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

Big Guys vs Little Guys

'We're not looking for someone who wants to run with the wolves. We're looking for someone who wants to run over them.'

'Big advantage!!'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.