Sports Competitor Pillows

Table Tennis Cheat

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

The Salesman

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Hockey Season.

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

COWS: Cow Pong

"Skate or die."

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Fishing Boat Derby

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'Here we go again...'

Football player taking the ball home.

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

High Jump

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Big Guys vs Little Guys

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Centaur Sprinter