Sports Competitor Mugs

Table Tennis Cheat

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Raheem Sterling

The Salesman

'Hole in one!!!!'

Hockey Season.

"Fine - you don't want to run in the corporate 5K - I get it. What about the corporate cage fighting team?"

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"Skate or die."

COWS: Cow Pong

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Fishing Boat Derby

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'Here we go again...'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Football player taking the ball home.

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

High Jump

Competitive tic-tac-toe

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Looks like Charlie owns Park Place now. Dogopoly.

Centaur Sprinter

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement