Competitive Golfer Pillows

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

'I'm not asking you for a rough estimate. I want an exact number.'

'You're a lousy loser, Dave!'

"I swear to god Henderson, if you miss this one we're taking separate ubers back to the helipad."

Luckily I hit the pin!

"Alright if we play through?"

"Sink this putt, and you beat your largest account!"

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

"Now take your time. . . birdie or promotion."

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

Board Game Hunter

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Golf lessons

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

The Amateur Golfer

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

Football player taking the ball home.

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

God in the bunker.

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

'Don't move.'

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

Looks like Charlie owns Park Place now. Dogopoly.

Clock Face Golf Set

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

'Big advantage!!'

The 'Gulf' Coast League.

'Birdie.'

"Thank you."