Urban Golfer Pillows

'Henry works in the city... I'm never quite sure what he does.'

'Do me a favor, next time you want to go golfing in the city, count me out.'

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

'I hate driving in the city!'

'Fore!' (golfing in the town centre).

City Marathon.

Golf lessons

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

'Don't move.'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

Gymnast's Commute

'There's nothing like a spot of golf practice to take your mind off business,Smithson...'

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

"...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today."

"Thank you."

'Birdie.'

"Duh!"

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"

"A preliminary census report indicates that for the first time in our nation's history female anthropologists out-number male professional golfers."

'Where's your other glove?'

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

CEO practices his golf in the office.

'What club do you think I should use? I don't know sir, I don't play golf either'

Getting rid of the opposition.

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

"This one travels 30 yards farther when you throw it."

Luckily I hit the pin!