Urban Athlete Enthusiast Pillows

Runners jump over turnstiles

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

If nobody had invented graphics

Football Chameleon

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"How should we divide the teams?"

A day at the transgenic races

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

A married couple share the same pole vault.

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Ratminton

Saving a Heart

Gary turns 40.