Urban Athlete Pillows

Gymnast's Commute

Street Football

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Portrait of a Lady"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Yearbook

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Bullseye!

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

Monica Seles

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

31. 19. 55.7.

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race