Urban Golfer Gifts

'Henry works in the city... I'm never quite sure what he does.'

'Do me a favor, next time you want to go golfing in the city, count me out.'

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

'I hate driving in the city!'

'Fore!' (golfing in the town centre).

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

City Marathon.

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Golf lessons

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

'Don't move.'

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

Gymnast's Commute

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

'There's nothing like a spot of golf practice to take your mind off business,Smithson...'

'Birdie.'

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

"...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today."

"Thank you."

Parkour for the over-40s.

"Duh!"

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

'Where's your other glove?'

"A preliminary census report indicates that for the first time in our nation's history female anthropologists out-number male professional golfers."

"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

Rory McIlroy

"This one travels 30 yards farther when you throw it."

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