"This putt is worth $75,000 - certainly more than enough for a decent suit of clothes, a haircut and a set of real golf clubs!"
Professional Golfer Gifts
Searching for the ideal present for a professional golfer? Our collection features humorous and thoughtful items that celebrate their passion for the game. Whether they’re teeing up at dawn or relaxing after a tournament, find something that captures their love for golf and adds a bit of fun to their day.
'L.'Pee'.G.A.'
"Sid, is there anyone we can contact for you?"
'This is the hole I was telling you about!'
'The 'Pee'.G.A.'
Golf lessons
'Pro-Am Golf Tournament.' (crowd leaves for the amateur).
Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.
"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"
"A preliminary census report indicates that for the first time in our nation's history female anthropologists out-number male professional golfers."
"Duh!"
The Pool Caddy
"Jack, can you earn a living with your golf... starting tomorrow?"
"I hate playing with pros!"
"I don't mind losing to him, but does he have to use those little plastic clubs?"
Rory McIlroy
Pro-celebrity golf: "Are you going to play golf or just mess about?"
'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'
'If relaxing was really the secret to good gold, he'd be better than Tiger Woods.'
Pro golf shop.
TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO
Slippery hand golfer
'Great news, they've changed the rules on signing cards. . . you're not disqualified.'
Golf
Egg Golf
Women Golfers
Tiger Woods.
Rory McIlroy
'Listen to this, folks, Grimswald has a putting average of 1.745, greens in regulation of 71.3% and ranks number 19 in product endorsements.'
Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls
Brian McMahon's hobby? Being hit by as many pro golfers as possible.
"No, Dad, I'm not practicing to be a golfer when I grow up! I'm practicing to be a doctor!"
Golfer chased by tiger yells, 'Tiger! Woods! Tiger! Woods!'
'Don't move.'
'It doesn't look like Bill is going to take today's round very seriously.'
Professional Golfer Gifts Collection
Professional Golfer Mugs
Explore our collection of golf-themed mugs—perfect for fueling early mornings or celebrating a great round.
Professional Golfer Pillows
Snuggle into our golf-themed pillows—comfy, humorous, and a great way to bring their passion home.
Professional Golfer Prints
Decorate their space with eye-catching golf prints—ideal for any golf enthusiast’s home or office.
Professional Golfer T-Shirts
Find the perfect golf-inspired t-shirt to showcase their hobby and add some fun to their wardrobe.