Medical Professional Golfer Gifts

'Medical science can't cure a slice.'

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

Golfing Boss

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

Golf lessons

'Not that slowly back...'

Kids Playing Doctor.

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

'Don't move.'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

'Birdie.'

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

'Help Doctor!! My baby swallowed a pencil!'

"Thank you."

"Now might be a good time to talk about your grip."

"Duh!"

"Got it!"

'Great putt. Lucky I hit the pin.'

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

'...And because there are four basic steps to an appendectomy, we refer to it as a 'par four.''

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"

"Wider."

"A preliminary census report indicates that for the first time in our nation's history female anthropologists out-number male professional golfers."

King of the Swingers.

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