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'Medical science can't cure a slice.'

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

Golfing Boss

Golf lessons

'Not that slowly back...'

Kids Playing Doctor.

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

'Don't move.'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'Help Doctor!! My baby swallowed a pencil!'

'Birdie.'

'On this hole you don't drive, just putt.'

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

"Thank you."

"Duh!"

"Got it!"

'Great putt. Lucky I hit the pin.'

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf

'...And because there are four basic steps to an appendectomy, we refer to it as a 'par four.''

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

"A preliminary census report indicates that for the first time in our nation's history female anthropologists out-number male professional golfers."

"Wider."

"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

Luckily I hit the pin!