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'...And because there are four basic steps to an appendectomy, we refer to it as a 'par four.''

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

I guess she had other plans for you.

I think you're ace

"The goal is to hate yourself."

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'I hope you replace your divots.'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

Snooker Golf.

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Golf Clubs Underwater.

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

FORE!

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

Golf with a difference

It can be taken up at any age....