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Kids Playing Doctor.

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

"Bobby Linderman - now, there's a doctor."

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

Hole in forty-seven.

'I know I've been sitting here all morning...We're playing doctors and I'm in the waiting room.'

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

'Did you find someone to practice your first aid on, dear?'

Boy playing doctors puts his sick dog to bed.

Junior doctor kits.

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

The natural selection process in golf.

'I hope your temperature is normal too, like Spots was.'

'Reflexes normal.'

'He's playing 'Doctor'.'

'...And because there are four basic steps to an appendectomy, we refer to it as a 'par four.''

"It's cooties."