Golfing Medic Gifts

Covid Golf

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

I think you're ace

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Mexican Jumping Balls.

Dummies Books.

'Not that slowly back...'

Kids Playing Doctor.

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

Finally! There comes my most important man!

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

For sale - Used only Once.

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

'Don't move.'

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

The Golf Gremlin.

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

"If anyone rings tell them I'm on a course."

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

Tired Woods

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'Excuse me, Professor Hippocrates...but when do we learn how to hit out of bunkers?'

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

Miracles of modern sports medicine: the Nerdectomy.

'Tape it up real tight, Floyd ... and the other ankle too.'