Golfing Medic Gifts

Covid Golf

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

I think you're ace

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Mexican Jumping Balls.

Kids Playing Doctor.

'Not that slowly back...'

Finally! There comes my most important man!

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

For sale - Used only Once.

'Don't move.'

The Golf Gremlin.

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"If anyone rings tell them I'm on a course."

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

Miracles of modern sports medicine: the Nerdectomy.

'Excuse me, Professor Hippocrates...but when do we learn how to hit out of bunkers?'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'Tape it up real tight, Floyd ... and the other ankle too.'