Golf Player Gifts

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

A group of golfers awaiting their turn.

'It's St. Patrick's Day, Ms. Welk. If anyone wants me, I'll be on the greens.'

How the mind of a golf ball works.

'I consult doctors, I'm a caddie.'

'Actually, I'd better have 2 pairs of trousers in case I get a hole.'

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

"Thank you."

'Birdie.'

'Whaddayaknow - black hole in one!'

'Bobby, I'll need the 12 gauge for this shot.'

It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing...

It's my golf night out with the boys!

"Now that I'm retired from racing, I've taken up golf..."

"We're out of golf balls at the moment, but new ones are always coming in."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Golfing Boss

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

No-Work Orange

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

I guess she had other plans for you.

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Golfing Bishop.