Golfer Gifts

"I asked for a sand wedge!"

'I've been sitting on it for days and days and nothing happens!'

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

Bob has a hard time spotting a diamond in the rough.

'How sweet, he's smiling. He must be dreaming about me.'

The Dangers of Golf.

Hole in forty-seven.

So, what is your handicap little buddy?' - 'I can't fly.

'...and twenty-two mulligans.'

'He's trying to figure out a way to miss this putt so his boss can win the match.'

'So, what do you think - seven iron from here and breastroke to the flag?'

'Head Down, Eye on the Ball.'

'I said sand wedge.'

Evolution.

Woman reading book entitled 'Mad Love' while man is fast asleep, hugging his golf clubs.

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'I have to warn you investments can bogey as well as birdy...'

'I'm playing golf with my bank manager and two of his friends.' - 'Impossible. There's no such thing as a bank manager with two friends.'

My other cart is a shopping cart.

'Head down...eye on the ball...'

'I hear you lost your job as a caddie.'

'I wouldn't be caught dead looking like that!'

'These pants are my handicap.'

'No money. I just want that hysterical outfit you're wearing.'

"Sid, is there anyone we can contact for you?"

'What if I told you I'm a billionaire golf pro?'

'This weight is ruining my golf game...If I put the ball where I can hit it, I can't see it. And if I put it where I can get it, I can't hit it.'

'No, those aren't crickets you keep hearing, they're cellphones.'

Caddie Brings Sandwich.

'Yes, it's not often you see them in the open.'

Smooching on the Golf Course.

Dog fetching golf ball (Colour)

St. Patrick Drives the Snakes Out of Ireland

'You can hit out of the trap or take a 2 stroke penalty.'