Golfer At Heart Gifts

'There's nothing against it in the rules.'

'Justin hacked another divot... Rub his nose in it or he'll never learn.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

I guess she had other plans for you.

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'I hope you replace your divots.'

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"The goal is to hate yourself."

Snooker Golf.

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

I think you're ace

Do you want to win the game or my business?

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'He always tees off like that. He used to throw the discus in college.'

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

Cat gets a hole in one

It can be taken up at any age....