Golfer Wannabe Gifts

Golfing Work-out

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

I guess she had other plans for you.

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"The goal is to hate yourself."

I think you're ace

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Snooker Golf.

'I hope you replace your divots.'

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'He always tees off like that. He used to throw the discus in college.'

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

Golf Clubs Underwater.

FORE!

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

It can be taken up at any age....

Cat gets a hole in one

Golf with a difference

Mexican Jumping Balls.