Goalie Wannabe Gifts

Off the post!

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

The best goalie in the world!

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

A scarecrow goalie

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'

Dating The Daughter Of A Hockey Goalie

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

'He's the best goalie we've ever had!'

Penalty

The Puck Stops Here.

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

"We could start a band."

'Boy, I love pretending to be Jens Lehmann...Now I can go home to watch football on TV!'

T-Rex: the Best Hockey Goalie

"That's the fifth one he's let slip by."

Goal Post Ape.

'If I could pick as many winners as he picks balls out of net - I'd be a rich man.'

'Are you sure this is allowed?'

This goalie's useless, he even dropped his orange at half time!

'Where did we get this new goalie?'

'Any moree ideas to make me look good?'

Goalkeeper with a brush leaps around his goalnet which is covered in cobwebs and spiders.

Kepa Arrizabalaga Revuelta

'I wanna be a hockey goalkeeper.'

"I do hope this doesn't affect my life plan."

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'