Goalie Wannabe Gifts

Off the post!

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

The best goalie in the world!

'You're not being fired Jenkins. It's just that all our colleagues have booted you out of the company.'

A scarecrow goalie

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

'He's the best goalie we've ever had!'

Penalty

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

"We could start a band."

'Are you sure this is allowed?'

Goal Post Ape.

T-Rex: the Best Hockey Goalie

'If I could pick as many winners as he picks balls out of net - I'd be a rich man.'

"That's the fifth one he's let slip by."

"I do hope this doesn't affect my life plan."

'I wanna be a hockey goalkeeper.'

Goalkeeper with a brush leaps around his goalnet which is covered in cobwebs and spiders.

'Any moree ideas to make me look good?'

This goalie's useless, he even dropped his orange at half time!

'Where did we get this new goalie?'

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'