Goalie Hopeful Gifts

"I would say your stickhandling needs a little work."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

A scarecrow goalie

Dating The Daughter Of A Hockey Goalie

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

Football Skills

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

'He's the best goalie we've ever had!'

The Puck Stops Here.

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

Penalty

'Boy, I love pretending to be Jens Lehmann...Now I can go home to watch football on TV!'

'Are you sure this is allowed?'

Goal Post Ape.

T-Rex: the Best Hockey Goalie

"Wow, Gracie...you have a lot of music in you."

"That's the fifth one he's let slip by."

'If I could pick as many winners as he picks balls out of net - I'd be a rich man.'

"I do hope this doesn't affect my life plan."

'I told my teacher I won't be returning to school...'

'Where did we get this new goalie?'

'I wanna be a hockey goalkeeper.'

Kepa Arrizabalaga Revuelta

This goalie's useless, he even dropped his orange at half time!

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

Ghost in Goal