Goalie Hopeful Pillows

"I would say your stickhandling needs a little work."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

A scarecrow goalie

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

Football Skills

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

'He's the best goalie we've ever had!'

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

Penalty

'Are you sure this is allowed?'

Goal Post Ape.

T-Rex: the Best Hockey Goalie

'If I could pick as many winners as he picks balls out of net - I'd be a rich man.'

"That's the fifth one he's let slip by."

"I do hope this doesn't affect my life plan."

'Where did we get this new goalie?'

'I told my teacher I won't be returning to school...'

'I wanna be a hockey goalkeeper.'

This goalie's useless, he even dropped his orange at half time!

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

'Oh, yes-he popped the question alright-'Who's gonna win the cup?'

Ghost in Goal