Goalie Pillows

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

This goalie's useless, he even dropped his orange at half time!

"That's the fifth one he's let slip by."

'I think the other wives should take turns in doing this!'

Ghost in Goal

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'I think I've scored.'

Off the post!

Goal Post Ape.

'I told you not to hire an ex-jockey.'

'What gives you the feeling I'm a cherry picker?'

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

'Are you sure this is allowed?'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Saving a Heart

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

Beer Order

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

The Goalkeeper

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

Football

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

The best goalie in the world!

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'Verily, we wuz robbed!'

A scarecrow goalie

'Are you blind ref?'

Playing football with snowmen in goal.