Goalie Enthusiast Pillows

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'Listen, they've scored five straight goals. It's nothing personal, but I think we need someone with limbs playing goalie.'

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

'He's the best goalie we've ever had!'

'If I could pick as many winners as he picks balls out of net - I'd be a rich man.'

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

T-Rex: the Best Hockey Goalie

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

The Goalkeeper

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

The best goalie in the world!

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

'Are you blind ref?'

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

Arch of Triumph Save

Football Bomb

Goalie Wall.

GoalieRobics.

Goal Post Ape.

'Are you sure this is allowed?'

"That's the fifth one he's let slip by."

Giovanni C., Penalty Killer

Goalkeeper with a brush leaps around his goalnet which is covered in cobwebs and spiders.

This goalie's useless, he even dropped his orange at half time!

'Best save I've ever seen.'

Protecting the goal.