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Scarecrow Goalie

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'He's the best goalie we've ever had!'

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

Golfballs 19th drinking hole

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

The natural selection process in golf.

'No pressure, Louie!!'

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

T-Rex: the Best Hockey Goalie

'If I could pick as many winners as he picks balls out of net - I'd be a rich man.'

Skunk dreaming.

"Not just Sundays, I think it's a sin for you to play any day!"

Roman Golfer.

'Remember I said almost anyone can learn to play golf, well you're the almost.'

"Where are you flying to?"

'And why do you think that people don't take you seriously?'

Golfer couple just married