Goalie Enthusiasts Gifts

The best goalie in the world!

Scarecrow Goalie

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

The Masters.

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

'He's the best goalie we've ever had!'

Golfing with Obi-Wan Kenobi. May the fours be with you! Especially of the par fives.

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

Golfballs 19th drinking hole

The natural selection process in golf.

'No pressure, Louie!!'

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

'If I could pick as many winners as he picks balls out of net - I'd be a rich man.'

Sergio Kun Aguero

T-Rex: the Best Hockey Goalie

Skunk dreaming.

"Not just Sundays, I think it's a sin for you to play any day!"

A sand trap is also called a "bunker." That makes no sense. A "bunker" is usually a place to avoid a disaster, not create one.

Roman Golfer.

'Remember I said almost anyone can learn to play golf, well you're the almost.'

Goalkeeper with a brush leaps around his goalnet which is covered in cobwebs and spiders.

'And why do you think that people don't take you seriously?'

Golfer couple just married

"Where are you flying to?"