Goal-scoring Enthusiasts Pillows

Luis Suarez

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

The best goalie in the world!

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

Punishment for the kicker.

'He's the best goalie we've ever had!'

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

Goal

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

Soccer Moms

"You shirt, you fool, your shirt!"

'If I could pick as many winners as he picks balls out of net - I'd be a rich man.'

Just sitting here kicking field goals (smiley face emoji)

Money and Football

Sergio Kun Aguero

T-Rex: the Best Hockey Goalie

Goal!

"Where are you flying to?"

Kepa Arrizabalaga Revuelta

Mohamed Salah

'No wonder they call him the Cat - he gives the defence kittens!'

Goalkeeper with a brush leaps around his goalnet which is covered in cobwebs and spiders.

Protecting the goal.

Jesus Saves

Pelé

"Oi! Whose side are you on, ref?"