Goal Scorer Enthusiast Pillows

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Football

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

"Okay, you got this! Who introduced the theory of punctuated equilibrium?"

Punishment for the kicker.

Wilfried Zaha

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

'He's the best goalie we've ever had!'

Psyche Delia

Goal

"Seeing as you've been so generous giving goals away lately, you're down to play Santa at the Christmas party!"

"I told you my lucky pennies would work."

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

'Some day, people will wonder what these goal posts were.'

'Any idea how united got on?'

'He still can't manage to get into the box.'

Just sitting here kicking field goals (smiley face emoji)

T-Rex: the Best Hockey Goalie

'If I could pick as many winners as he picks balls out of net - I'd be a rich man.'

"So, what have you been doing lately?"

I don't get it. You can make a goal from one end of the field to the other, but you can't hit the laundry basket six inches away.

'No wonder they call him the Cat - he gives the defence kittens!'

Footballer's Wages