Goals Enthusiast Pillows

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Go! Means NOW!

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

The best goalie in the world!

"It's a long term goal."

Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.

Punishment for the kicker.

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"You'll find I'm highly motivated and ambitious...oh, is this your desk?"

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

"He's a psychopath with megalomanic tendencies...I like that in a candidate!"

'In five year's time?... I see myself on that side of the desk telling you it's a great shame, thanks for all your hard work, but I'm going to have to let you go!'

What is possible/what is probable.

'He's the best goalie we've ever had!'

"There's no denying that you are ambitious but we are looking for someone with more dress sense."

"Shape up, son! You want to be a dung beetle the rest of your life?"

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

'You'll have to decide - do you want to be top management in a small pond, or bottom management in a big pond?'

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

Desk at the Horizon

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

'Shouldn't you be somewhere clawing yourself to the top, or something?'