Couple Goals Enthusiast Pillows

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

Incompatible.

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."

The best goalie in the world!

Punishment for the kicker.

'He's the best goalie we've ever had!'

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

Wine Lovers.

'Turn on slow romantic music and try taking off your shell in a more seductive way...'

"You shirt, you fool, your shirt!"

'If I could pick as many winners as he picks balls out of net - I'd be a rich man.'

Sergio Kun Aguero

"So, what have you been doing lately?"

T-Rex: the Best Hockey Goalie

Just sitting here kicking field goals (smiley face emoji)

"Where are you flying to?"

Mohamed Salah

"She isn't a 'young lady'. That's my wife!"

Jigsaw love

Luis Suarez

Kepa Arrizabalaga Revuelta

Goal!

Herbert can't read, Janice can't jump, but together they can rule the world!

Karim Benzema

"You know those annoying couples who jog together? That's us."