Goalie Gifts

Dating The Daughter Of A Hockey Goalie

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

This goalie's useless, he even dropped his orange at half time!

"That's the fifth one he's let slip by."

'I think the other wives should take turns in doing this!'

Ghost in Goal

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'I think I've scored.'

Off the post!

The Puck Stops Here.

Goal Post Ape.

'I told you not to hire an ex-jockey.'

'What gives you the feeling I'm a cherry picker?'

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

'Are you sure this is allowed?'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Saving a Heart

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

Beer Order

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

The Goalkeeper

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

The best goalie in the world!

Football

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'Are you blind ref?'

'Verily, we wuz robbed!'