Goalkeeper Gifts

"Hey! Not fair!"

Goal keeper leaving his unifrom in goal.

"Suddenly, five minutes into the match, Edwardo goes soft."

'We scored eight goals last week.'

'I wondered why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.'

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

'I'm sorry but the manager doesn't like me taking calls at work!'

Sleeping goalkeeper.

Goalie.

"Seeing as you've been so generous giving goals away lately, you're down to play Santa at the Christmas party!"

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Relaxed goalkeeper saves ball.

Mole saving a goal.

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

Crab pinches a water polo goalkeeper

Jesus Saves

'Boy, I love pretending to be Jens Lehmann...Now I can go home to watch football on TV!'

'Hey! Not fair!'

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

'Pretty confident, huh?'

Spiderman Goalie

"I'm dating a professional goalkeeper..."

Goalkeeper with a brush leaps around his goalnet which is covered in cobwebs and spiders.

Penalty

'No wonder they call him the Cat - he gives the defence kittens!'

'My Dad said I'll be an international goalkeeper when I grow up!'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Match Fixing

Some Angels don't need wings to fly - In memory of Robert Enke

The Motives of Footballers

Football players stand in front of a cannon that is about to shoot

There's nothing in the rules about big hair.

Last Line of Defence

Football Jester