Goalkeeper Mugs

'I wondered why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.'

'We scored eight goals last week.'

"Suddenly, five minutes into the match, Edwardo goes soft."

"Hey! Not fair!"

Goal keeper leaving his unifrom in goal.

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

Jesus Saves

Crab pinches a water polo goalkeeper

'That's Thompson. Best goalie we've ever had.'

Mole saving a goal.

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'I'm sorry but the manager doesn't like me taking calls at work!'

Goalie.

"Seeing as you've been so generous giving goals away lately, you're down to play Santa at the Christmas party!"

Relaxed goalkeeper saves ball.

Sleeping goalkeeper.

'Pretty confident, huh?'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

'Hey! Not fair!'

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

Beer Order

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

"We're not bothered-we have Mr.Blobby down our end!"

Goalkeeper with a brush leaps around his goalnet which is covered in cobwebs and spiders.

Penalty

The best goalie in the world!

Football players stand in front of a cannon that is about to shoot

'Death penalty'

Last Line of Defence

Football Jester

'Where in the rules does it say I can't keep a mascot in the goals?'

Only joking!

'Are you blind ref?'

Footballer plays in labyrinth.

There's nothing in the rules about big hair.