Goalkeepers Gifts

'Whats his game?' - 'Oh! He used to be a goalkeeper.'

Football crowd cheer when goalie makes a save.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Saving a Heart

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Pointing.

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Beer Order

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

The Goalkeeper

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Football

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

The best goalie in the world!

'My name is Herbert J.Whiteside - you must fly for help immediately.'

'Are you blind ref?'

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

A scarecrow goalie

'Verily, we wuz robbed!'

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'

Goal

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

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