Goalkeeper Guru Gifts

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

Man standing in goal with huge hands

'He's just been bought by another club.'

'I must admit, if the F.A. offered me the England Managers job, I'd be tempted.'

"Hmm... why isn't he our goalkeeper..?"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Raheem Sterling

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Saving a Heart

'Best save I've ever seen.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

The Goalkeeper

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Beer Order

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Football

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

The best goalie in the world!

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

'Are you blind ref?'

A scarecrow goalie

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

'Verily, we wuz robbed!'

Football Bomb

'Hand in the area, penalty!'

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

Arch of Triumph Save

Goal!