Goalkeeper Guru Pillows

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

Man standing in goal with huge hands

'He's just been bought by another club.'

'I must admit, if the F.A. offered me the England Managers job, I'd be tempted.'

"Hmm... why isn't he our goalkeeper..?"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Saving a Heart

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Beer Order

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

The Goalkeeper

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Football

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

The best goalie in the world!

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

'Are you blind ref?'

A scarecrow goalie

'Verily, we wuz robbed!'

Football Bomb

'He's the best goalie we've ever had!'

Goal

Arch of Triumph Save

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

'Hand in the area, penalty!'

"We thought we could put in the details later."