Goal-saving Guru Pillows

Mole saving a goal.

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

The Goalkeeper

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

'Are you blind ref?'

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

Goal!

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

Arch of Triumph Save

Goal

Football Bomb

"We thought we could put in the details later."

Referee's Free Kick Pack

Goalie Wall.

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

'What's the smallest budget you can manage on?'

GoalieRobics.

Covid Defender

'If I could pick as many winners as he picks balls out of net - I'd be a rich man.'

Money and Football

'Feelings of inadequacy, directionless. It's a classic case. You need goals!'

"...and although the tortoise was severely speed-challenged, he achieved his sales quota through a strict goal-specific program."

Giovanni C., Penalty Killer

Mohamed Salah

'Best save I've ever seen.'

Footballer.

"Where are you flying to?"