Goalie With A Twist Gifts

' and we'll give you a bonus everytime you score!'

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

'Best save I've ever seen.'

Ball as water-melon.

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

Make your resolutions achievable.

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

The Goalkeeper

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

'Are you blind ref?'

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

'He's the best goalie we've ever had!'

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

Football Bomb

Arch of Triumph Save

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

Goalie Wall.

Wow! It's like I'm in a real field with cows and everything!

'Are you sure this is allowed?'

Goal Post Ape.

"That's the fifth one he's let slip by."

GoalieRobics.

T-Rex: the Best Hockey Goalie

'If I could pick as many winners as he picks balls out of net - I'd be a rich man.'

Dog and frog playing football.