Goalie With Goals Gifts

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

'He's the best goalie we've ever had!'

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

Strive for Excellence

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

Goal Post Ape.

T-Rex: the Best Hockey Goalie

'Are you sure this is allowed?'

"That's the fifth one he's let slip by."

'If I could pick as many winners as he picks balls out of net - I'd be a rich man.'

Vision Board: If you're reading this, it's not too late.

'Is this really where we wanted to be at this stage of our lives?'

"He quit his job to pursue his dreams."

This goalie's useless, he even dropped his orange at half time!

Goalkeeper with a brush leaps around his goalnet which is covered in cobwebs and spiders.

"This year I'm going to lose weight!"

"Will people ever say of me - he made his mark?"

'Where did we get this new goalie?'

"THIS YEAR I'M GOING TO GET IN SHAPE."