Golfer With A Twist Gifts

Pirate Flag on Golf Course.

'Do you mind if I play through?'

Doctor has put a golfing glove not a surgical glove on.

'Every Sunday I thank God that I'm an atheist!'

10 K Tail-Chase

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Ball as water-melon.

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

God in the bunker.

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

Finish Line

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

The Golfer Gardener

'Stop your complaining it was the only cart left.'

Pest control.

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

Golf Crime Scene.

'Hmmm...I think I've figured out why you're slicing...'

'Medical science can't cure a slice.'

'As soon as the ball reaches the green, I swoop down and steal it: I just love the look on their faces!'

Farmer Golf

Using Science In Fashion Design

"So he pulls out a 1 iorn, see? I say to him. Bob I says, not even God can hit a 1 iron. Then, there was a flash of light and boom!"

'Doctor, when you said you were going to put me on an exercise program, this is not what I had in mind.'

'Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?'

By subjecting himself to increasingly higher jolts of electricity over many months, Tom hoped to become immune to lightning strikes while playing golf.

"I always carry a spare of trousers. Just in case I get a hole in one."

"Alright if we play through?"