Golfer With A Twist Pillows

Pirate Flag on Golf Course.

'Do you mind if I play through?'

Doctor has put a golfing glove not a surgical glove on.

'Every Sunday I thank God that I'm an atheist!'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Ball as water-melon.

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Finish Line

The Golfer Gardener

'I know Joe's sight isn't all that but the captain's not going to like it.'

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

Golf Crime Scene.

Pest control.

'Hmmm...I think I've figured out why you're slicing...'

'Medical science can't cure a slice.'

'As soon as the ball reaches the green, I swoop down and steal it: I just love the look on their faces!'

Farmer Golf

Using Science In Fashion Design

"So he pulls out a 1 iorn, see? I say to him. Bob I says, not even God can hit a 1 iron. Then, there was a flash of light and boom!"

'Doctor, when you said you were going to put me on an exercise program, this is not what I had in mind.'

'Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?'

"I always carry a spare of trousers. Just in case I get a hole in one."

'Data on distance, ball velocity in conjunction with wind strength being assessed...'

'It takes more than a stormy day to keep me off the green...'

Cat Bowling

The 19th hole