Golfing With A Twist Pillows

'Data on distance, ball velocity in conjunction with wind strength being assessed...'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

Cat Gets Hole in One.

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

Golfballs 19th drinking hole

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

The natural selection process in golf.

'No pressure, Louie!!'

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

"Not just Sundays, I think it's a sin for you to play any day!"

Skunk dreaming.

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

Roman Golfer.

'Remember I said almost anyone can learn to play golf, well you're the almost.'

The Golfer Gardener

Golf Crime Scene.

'And why do you think that people don't take you seriously?'

Golfer couple just married

Red Indian carrying a baby in golf bag.

'Joe claims he shot his age today! He also claims he's eighty seven.'

'Medical science can't cure a slice.'

'Do you mind if I play through?'

'As soon as the ball reaches the green, I swoop down and steal it: I just love the look on their faces!'

Sink the putt or else!

"For crying out loud Bill, we're pieces of broccoli. Can you just sit down and vegetate for awhile?"

Divining Oil